Chief Justice Richard Wagner
Supreme Court of Canada
301 Wellington Street
Ottawa ON K1A 0J1
Mr Christopher Bek
602, 1133 Eighth Avenue SW
Calgary AB Canada T2P 1J7
Christopher.Bek@gmail.com
403 471-7440
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28 May 2021
Dear Richard Wagner,
Subject — Bringing Down the Canadian Government
Quotation—May I, monsieur, offer my services without running the risk of intruding? I fear you may not be able to make yourself understood by the worthy ape who presides over the fate of this establishment. In fact, he speaks nothing but Dutch. Unless you authorize me to plead your case, he will not guess that you want gin. There, I dare hope he understood me—that nod must mean that he yields to my arguments. He is taking steps—indeed, he is making haste with prudent deliberation. You are lucky—he didn’t grunt. When he refuses to serve someone he merely grunts. No one insists. Being master of one’s moods is the privilege of the larger animals. Now I shall withdraw, monsieur, happy to have been of help to you. Thank you—I’d accept if I were sure of not being a nuisance. You are too kind. Then I shall bring my glass over beside yours. — Camus
So begins Albert Camus’ 1957 classic of literature, The Fall. May I, monsieur, offer my philosophy magazine and risk services without running the risk of intruding? I am writing to you today to tell a story about a guy like you. He wakes up in the morning and feels great. He goes to work and everyone tells him he looks like shit. So he goes to the doctor and says: Doc, I feel great, but everyone says I look like shit. So the doctor pulls out his out his medical encyclopedia and starts flipping through it: Feels great, looks like shit, feels great, looks like shit. Here it is: Your a cunt! Allow me the opportunity to climb out of the hole I just dug of telling this offensive/funny/profound story. It is offensive to women, because all women are beautiful. I told it to my late, great friend Barry Bolander on the way to a Flames game. We laughed and laughed, because men will fuck anything, including the kids. It is profound for four reasons. Firstly, I am using no more metaphysical violence that necessary, having spent thirty years trying to talk to honourables and doctors about higher truth. Secondly, yielding to my arguments might make you look bad/weak in some peoples’ eyes. Thirdly, The Canadian Constitution states, “Canada is founded on principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law.” Which means that: God trumps judges. Which means that: Christ trumps judges. Which means that: I trump you, monsieur. And, fourthly, I will apologize to you personally should you answer my following commandments/arguments:
Top Ten Commandments
1. Write a letter to your Sovereign with your plans to answer the other nine commandments.
2. Know God’s thoughts
3. Follow the argument
4. Be self-aware
5. Issue a press release concerning my proclamations
6. Take the first two actuarial exams from the Society of Actuaries
7. Come to my house with the Calgary Police Chief for a two hour meeting
8. Pay me $100 per month to be your philosopher, scientist and consultant
9. Write an essay on the Divine Right of Kings
10.Give me my house and consulting practice back, please
The Canadian Constitution recognizes the Supremacy of God. Albert Einstein, Time Magazine’s Man of the Century, said God is the sum total of the laws of nature. My Theory of One World essay sees the universe whole, and reveals the laws of nature. Sir James Jeans said God is a Mathematician. Actuaries do the math of life. Mathematics is the Queen of all Sciences. I am a mathematician and an actuary. I have maintained my Philosophy Magazine website since 1 January 2001. I have written over one hundred 1600-word essays, the perfect format for printing on one-page, twosided essay paper. An essay is a try. It is a written piece designed to present an idea, propose an argument, express an emotion, or initiate a debate. I would argue that the Philosophy Magazine style essays should be the universal standard for making arguments. Philosophy Magazine and the Risk Management Review are philosophy and science for the Third Millennium, and I am a philosopher and scientist for the Third Millennium. Plato wrote, “A just society will only be possible once philosophers become kings and kings become philosophers.” Thomas Hobbes wrote, “Unless sovereignty finds concrete expression in an individual, it neither commands the allegiance of the people nor supports the cohesion of the state.” Wikipedia wrote, “The divine right of kings is a political and religious doctrine of royal and political legitimacy. It asserts that a monarch is not subject to any Earthly authority; deriving the right to rule directly from the will of God. The king is thus not subject to the will of the people, the aristocracy, or any other estate of the realm.” Einstein also said, “I want to know God’s thoughts, the rest are details.” Well, I know God’s thoughts. So, who am I? The first six letters of my name spell—Christ. To recap: I am a philosopher, I am a king, and I am a Christ. I am The Philosopher King Christ, Sovereign of Earth. Soren Kierkegaard wrote: Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. I take seven pills a day for the dizziness of freedom. It has enabled me to traverse certain experiences like that of anguish, which put me in the presence of the background of Nothingness—from which Being erupted. Kierkegaard wrote seven books, laid down and died. After living a relatively frugal existence, that included cigars and cognac, he ran out of money, and collapsed on the street. When they admitted him to the hospital, he told the doctors that: He had a sickness of the soul and could not be helped. A month later, he was dead at 42. I would add to Kierkegaard my sediments to the honourables and doctors that: Your all a bunch of artless, gutless, treacherous, unholy, fucking liars! There is a new sheriff in town, and I am bringing down the government. Until such time as you recognize the supremacy of God, all the honourables and doctors will answer to me, and I answer only to God. It would be cunning of you to agree, as I have plans to save the children that I am dying to tell you about, and that you can find with my books and website. I shall conclude with a quotation from Jean-Paul Sartre: “Those who hide their complete freedom from themselves out of a spirit of seriousness or by means of deterministic excuses, I shall call cowards.”
Sincerely,
Christopher Bek
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. —Marshall McLuhan
Society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers. —Mignon McLaughlin If the mental illness of the United States is megalomania—that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. —Margaret Atwood
The Philosopher King Christ—Essay by Christopher Bek—PM Essay 2021.3—Issue 84 (riskservices.com)
Subject—Declaration of King Christopher (riskservices.com)
Subject-Declaration of Philosopher King Christ (riskservices.com)
Subject—Judicial Return of House (riskservices.com)
Subject—Lawful and Rightful Declaration of Kingship to Canada (28 September 2002) (riskservices.com)