Right Honourable Mary Simon
Right Honourable Justin Trudeau
Right Honourable Richard Wagner
Honourable Sonya Savage
Honourable Kent Hehr
Dr Roman Reznikov, HUM
Denis Villeneuve, Film Director
Darryl White, CEO, BMO Financial Group
Mr Christopher Bek
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28 September 2022
Dear Mary, Justin and Richard,
Subject— Pay Me Right Honourables
Quotation— Society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers. —Mignon McLaughlin
I am Christ Lloyd Bek, mathematician, actuary, philosopher, scientist, metaphysician, consultant and published writer—and superior spreadsheet, database and risk modeling craftsman. I rightly believe myself to be The Right Honourable Christopher Bek, The Philosopher King Christ, Sovereign of Earth, Christ 2.0, and Saint Christopher Lloyd. My consulting rate for essay writing and portfolio theory development and implementation is $25/Hour. A Philosophy Magazine 1600-word essay
takes six days to write and costs $1,200.
The Canadian Constitution recognizes the Supremacy of God. Albert Einstein, Time Magazine’s Person of the Century, said God is the sum total of the laws of nature. My Existentialism Now and The Theory of One looks at man and the universe—and tries to see them whole. Sir James Jeans said God is a Mathematician. Actuaries do the math of life. Mathematics is the Queen of all Sciences. I have maintained my Philosophy Magazine website since 1 January 2001. I have written over one hundred 1600-word essays, the perfect format for printing on one-page, two-sided essay paper. An essay is a try. It is a written piece designed to present an idea, propose an argument, express an emotion, or initiate a debate. I believe that Philosophy Magazine style essays should be
the universal standard for presenting ideas, proposing arguments, expressing emotions, and initiating debates. Philosophy Magazine is philosophy and science for the Third Millennium, and I am a philosopher and scientist for the Third Millennium. Plato wrote “A just society will only be possible once philosophers become kings and kings become philosophers.” Thomas Hobbes wrote “Unless sovereignty finds concrete expression in an individual, it neither commands the allegiance of the people nor supports the cohesion of the state.” Wikipedia wrote “The divine right of kings is a political and religious doctrine of royal and political legitimacy. It asserts that a monarch is not subject to any Earthly authority; deriving the right to rule directly from the will of God. The king is thus not subject to the will of the people, the aristocracy, or any other estate of the realm.” Einstein also said, “I want to know God’s thoughts, the rest are details.” Well, I know God’s thoughts. So, who am I? The first six letters of my name spell—Christ. Once again, I would argue that I am The Right Honourable Christopher Bek, The Philosopher King Christ, Sovereign of Earth, Christ 2.0, and Saint Christopher Lloyd. As it turns out, modern man wants neither God nor Christ, nor essays, nor portfolio theory; for what he wants is to get paid and get laid.
I would argue that I should be paid the Governor General’s salary of $288,000 per year—for life plus ten years. And remember, I am Copernicus-Times-Ten in addition to having The Divine Right of Kings and thus I answer only to God and don’t pay taxes. Also remember, I am Christ, so if you fuck with me you are fucking with God. Call it an existential threat, but I have earned the money!
Pay me what amounts to less than minimum-wage for a National Hockey League player and, in return, I will deliver the planet into salvation by turning the Everyman into the Superman. I pledge to die trying to save the children by making the fifteen percent commitment to God the Mathematician. That is three hours a week of company time and three hours a week of personal
time. I command the Honourables and Doctors, Officers and Directors to make the same pledge, and for them to compel the Everyman to pledge as well. We are in the midst of a massive paradigm shift from profound ignorance to knowing God’s thoughts, following the argument, being self-aware, taking responsibility and swinging wild! So, Right Honourables, take responsibility and
give me my due! Understand that I am a new life form like at the end of the 1968 movie 2001: A Space Odyssey. I would ask that you follow Spike Lee’s lead and—Do the right thing. Whereas Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. How do The Right Honourables recognize the supremacy of God if not by paying me the same salary as
the Governor General for being King Christ.
Know God’s thoughts; follow the argument; be self-aware; take responsibility; and swing wild!
Sincerely,
The Right Honourable Christopher Bek, The Philosopher King Christ, Sovereign of Earth, Christ 2.0