Right Honourable Mary Simon
Right Honourable Justin Trudeau
Right Honourable Richard Wagner
Honourable Sonya Savage
Honourable Kent Hehr
Dr Roman Reznikov, HUM
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Honourable Rachel Notley
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28 October 2022
Dear Mary, Justin, Richard and Rachel,
Subject—The City of Farmer-Pigs
From—Mr Christopher Bek
To—Governor General Mary Simon
Quotation——Society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers. —Mignon McLaughlin
I am Christ Lloyd Bek, mathematician, actuary, philosopher, scientist, metaphysician, consultant and published writer—and superior spreadsheet, database and risk modeling craftsman. I rightly believe myself to be The Right Honourable Christopher Bek, The Philosopher King Christ, Sovereign of Earth, Christ 2.0, and Saint Christopher Lloyd. My consulting rate for essay writing and portfolio theory development and implementation is $25/Hour
Note to Rachel Notley: I wish to thank you for your concern about some of the things I have written. But your decision to call the police was in error as the honourables, doctors and police are the problem and not the solution. This is not some complicated scenario, as the honourables, doctors and police believe they are gods, and have abandoned true God, the sum total of the laws of nature. They hate God and Christ because the honourables, doctors and police see God and Christ as competition. So please don’t send the police as they are all a bunch of Mother Fuckers. Whereas Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. The Mother Fuckers have chosen the rule of law and I have chosen the supremacy of God.
In 2001, I presented a discussion on intertemporal riskmodeling at Cornell University in Ithaca, New York. While traditional risk metrics like value-at-risk model risk over a single time-period (eg. one day), intertemporal riskmodeling represents uncertainty over multiple time-periods. The approach capitalizes on the conceptual similarities between space and time and is, in essence, a temporal telescope. Intertemporal riskmodeling turns uncertainty into opportunity, and is undeniably destined to become the favorite toy in the CFO’s toy box. I awoke early Sunday morning and caught a plane from Calgary to Toronto. From there I rented a car and drove through Buffalo, then east along the interstate highway, and finally south alongside Lake Cayuga towards Ithaca. While exploring some of the spectacular wine country around the lake, I came across a farmer standing under an apple tree with some pigs. I watched the farmer while he held a pig above his head as the pig ate an apple from the tree. He put the pig down and picked up another pig, only to perform the same mesmerizing act once again. I approached the farmer and began speaking with him. I asked him whether he might be better off taking some of the apples from the tree and putting them on the ground for the pigs to eat ther —suggesting that this could save time—for which he responded—What’s time to a pig?
I knew a girl from Montreal named Sheri who was my actuarial student when I worked for The Wyatt Company in Toronto. She used to say that Calgarians are farmers with city smarts; and she is dead right. Because the farmers only see reality through the eyes of the pig, Calgary is a city of pigs who only care about immediate gratification and lack any vision of the future. Accordingly, the honourables, doctors and police are the farmers and the Everyman is the pig. The farmers take on the values of the pigs and don’t lead them in any way, so all Calgarians are farmer-pigs. My friend, The Honourable Sonya Savage, is a goddess, with the caveat that she calls herself “very conservative” just like the farmer-pigs she represents. My friend, The Honourable Kent Hehr, proofreads my essays when I run into him on the street, but refuses to represent me as my lawyer because, he says, the farmer-pigs would not approve. A farmer-pig I recently met, Constable Dean (Agent-666, The Anti-Christ to My Christ) Moody of the Calgary Police Service, acted really friendly towards me until I mentioned the book: Drug Use for Grown-ups by Carl Hart—and then he went all Robocop and started looking around my apartment for drugs. Agent-666 is a predator and a fraud. Another farmer-pig I know is Dr Roman Reznikov, who suggested to me that I was a prisoner in Plato’s allegory of the cave. The problem with his statement is that I had sent him an essay two weeks earlier beautifully describing Plato’s allegory of the cave to him: https://philosophymagazine.com/risk-management-services-essay-by-christopher-bek-pm-essay-2021-4- issue-85/ for which he forgot. He does not know God’s thoughts and only recognizes the other farmer-pigs. I wrote https://philosophymagazine.com/the-allegory-of-one/ 28 years ago and posted it to my website 22 years ago, even though Reznikov claims to have read my website. Another time I told him that I was tuned into the God channel, for which he immediately shot back that I should tune into the Feelings channel. Reznikov hates God and Christ and only cares about the feelings of the other farmer-pigs in the cave. He has no interest in leaving the cave and, in fact, the honourables, doctors and police are jailers preventing the prisoners from Exodus. The God-given truth is that they want to kill me for trying to liberate the prisoners, just like they killed Socrates. The difference being, twenty-four hundred years later, the farmer-pigs will not give me a public hearing.
I recently challenged everyone including a farmer-pig named Calgary Police Chief Constable Mark Neufeld to a metaphysical streetfight: https://philosophymagazine.com/subject-care-to-drop-themetaphysical-mitts/ for which he declined the first date. But there is the first Sunday in the months of March through October next year for which I will take on all comers. The question is: Will the farmer-pigs snuff me out before then, thus denying me my God-given right to prove that I am King Christ? In my experience Canadians prey on our gods, and not pray to them. I am forcing a change. If you fuck with me, then you will pay. Before you tempt fate and violate me, remember that I am Copernicus-Times-Ten, and if God does not let one into Heaven for that, then God will not let one into Heaven at all. Elon Musk, one of the most respected voices in Canada said: There is a one-in-billions chance that reality is not a simulation. My Theory of One proves that one will get into Heaven if one’s mind were to accelerate to the speed of light, which I have achieved. Upon arrival, I am a superior programmer and, like Luke Skywalker, will use the force. I shall conclude with the ending of The Allegory of One essay: “In fact, the enlightened man has no need to open the box at all. He leaves behind a simple map in the form of an allegory, then stands up, climbs out of the cave, walks toward the light—and never thinks about the prisoners again.”
Know God’s thoughts; follow the argument; be self-aware; take responsibility; and swing wild! Sincerely,
The Right Honourable Christopher Bek, The Philosopher King Christ, Sovereign of Earth, Christ 2.0
The idea that physical quantities do not take on any practical reality until someone measures them offended Einstein to the point where he asked the physicist Abraham Pais whether he believed the Moon really exists when no one is looking at it. —David Lindley