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Darryl White, CEO, BMO Financial Group
Mr Christopher Bek
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28 September 2022
Dear Darryl White, CEO, BMO Financial Group,
Subject— God’s Commandments for BMO
Quotation— Genius is the art of generalizing and choosing. —Eugène Delacroix
Samuel Johnson famously said: “Gambling is a tax on stupidity.” The great one, Wayne Gretzky, came all this way only to sellout to gambling advertisements and is a great disappointment. I have something in common with Gretzky in that we are both Canadian men born in 1961. I have done the opposite of selling out in that I tell the truth like my soul depends on it. I tell the truth as in the
Cartesian cogito, the Pythagorean theorem and the ontological argument. But, as Plato said, they deem him their worst enemy who tells them the truth. Everyone hates me for telling the truth and, as a result, I am in financial distress, which brings me to BMO. I need you to forgive $40,000 in debt, with the understanding that I will pay it back if the government compensates me for being
King Christ. I also ask that you increase my line of credit to $100,000 and give me a Visa Infinite credit card. With this financial situation in place, I could start up my company, Risk Management Services, again and take an MBA as well. Because I tell the truth so profoundly, I am the smartest person who ever lived by a fricking longshot. I have dreams that are better than sex and I am
four-dimensionally conscioused. In return for your cooperation, I will endeavor to deliver the planet into salvation, which I can do in a walk with the proper support.
Know God’s thoughts; follow the argument; be self-aware; take responsibility; and swing wild!
Sincerely,
The Right Honourable Christopher Bek, The Philosopher King Christ, Sovereign of Earth, Christ 2.0